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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 17, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 13, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Masika
Guest
Sep 13, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 17, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Makame
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Raha
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Shani
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
😄 Too good!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 25, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Yusuf
Guest
May 22, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 3, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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John Lissu
Guest
May 2, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Muslima
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Farida
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
😆 That punchline!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Issack
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
😄 This is pure brilliance!
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Nashon
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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George Mallya
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
