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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:06 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dem anatoka kuoga akiwa na kanga moja tu anaskia hodi,kufungua mlango akakuta ni jirani yake frank ambaye ni kipofu, akamkaribisha ndani akakaa, dem kavua ile kanga akabaki uchi akainama akaanza kujipaka mafuta akijua frank hamuoni na mazungumzo yakawa ni Haya..
DEM: VIPI FRANK MBONA UMEPOTEA YAANI HUONEKANI SIKU HIZI..?
FRANK: AH NILIENDA INDIA KUFANYIWA OPERESHENI YA MACHO SASA HIVI NAONA VIZURI KABISA!…
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
BONGO USANII UMEZIDI DAAH!!
…yani nakupeleka dinner unakula sana vipaja vya kuku na chips yai halafu nakupeleka bar unakunywa sana tu, tukitoka hapo nakupeleka club, Masaa yote hayo hakumbuki kuniambia upo periods hadi mdaa wakwenda kulala ndo beiby nipo kwenye siku zangu!! jamani jamani… Hapo ndo unaanza kupiga hesabu pesa iliyopotea buree😂😂😂😂
Mabinti wengine kwa kupenda hela! cheki huyu anachokifanya
Phone call
gal: hellow
Boy: sweety mambo vipi?
Girl: poa
Boy: utakuwa free weekend? nilikuwa nataka uje nyumbani
Girl: oh sorry ctoweza kuja sababu kuna haruc ya aunt yangu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:36 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Phone call
gal: hellow
Boy: sweety mambo vipi?
Girl: poa
Boy: utakuwa free weekend? nilikuwa nataka uje nyumbani
Girl: oh sorry ctoweza kuja sababu kuna haruc ya aunt yangu
Boy: kama ni hivyo sawa nilikuwa nataka nikufanyie sapraiz nimekununulia BLACKBERRY.
Girl: oh ucjal ntakuja na hata ntalala huko huko
Boy: na haruc je?
Girl: nilikuwa nakutania
Boy: hata mi nilikuwa nakutania
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Pale unapokuwa umefulia sana…
Mgeni anakutembelea Maskani kwako….Unaamua Kuchukua Ile Sh 600 iliyobaki na kwenda Dukani Kumnunulia Soda Unaondoka na Chupa Mbili Unanunua Fanta Moja kwaajil ya Mgeni na Ile Chupa ya Sprite Unaijaza Maji ili Ukirudi Uweze kumpa Kampani Mgeni……Unafika Seblen Unampa Ile soda ya Fanta Mgeni anakuambia Fanta huwa situmii Nipe hiyo sprite …..Bwana….Bwana. …Bwana….Weee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:18 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mama mwenye nyumba anajipodoa anashinda saloon kujipodoa lakini house girl hata mafuta usoni hapaki lakini akipita na khanga yake moja tuu nyumba inatetemeka😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 huu mchezo hautaki mekapu
Utajuaje kama unachoangalia ni filamu ya kibongo!!!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:59:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Angalia hivi
-Mlinzi wa Getini lazima awe chizi -Mtu yupo kijijini, maisha magumu ana Wave kichwani. -Kama bosi atakuwa na kampuni basi ni lazima itakuwa ya Clearing and Forwading au ya uuzaji Magari. -Lazima waende Kununua nguo. -Jambazi lazima avae koti lefu jeusi na Miwani. -Mtu akichapwa kofi huangukia kwenye kochi ama kitandani. -Actress huwa hawapiki hata chai. -Kwa mdada akiishi maisha ya kitajiri lazima avae nguo inayoishia mapajani. -Actress even after 5 yeas utakuta staili ya nywele na rangi za kucha ni zile zile. -Anaweka Sumu alafu anaonja kama imekolea. -Movie zote wapenzi huitana Baby.. -Main actor wote ni wafanya biashara na lazima wataongelea mizigo kutoka bandarini. -Wakinywa Soda basi lazima wabakishe.
