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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:42 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa fulani alikuwa ame2lia beach mzungu akapita akamuliza "Are u relax ? Jamaa akawa hamuelewi akamjibu No! Mzungu mwengine akapita akamuliza vilevile akajibu No!
Akaona hapa anasumbuliwa akasogea mbele kidogo ya maji akamuona mzungu mmoja alikuwa ame2lia. Akamuliza "are u relax? Mzungu akajibu yes jamaa akamkata makofi mawili na kumwambia kumbe we ndo relax inuka unatafutwa na wenzakoโฆ..Shenz mkubwa mie nasumbuliwa na wenzako kule we umejikausha!!
Cheki wanachokisema vichaa baada ya kuona ndege inapita angani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:13 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Vichaa wawili walikuwa wamekaa sehemu ghafla ikapita ndege angani kichaa mmoja akasema ndege ile hitakua imembeba rais kichaa mwenzake akajibu hapana ile imebeba wazungu kama ingekuwa imembeba rais ungeona mapikipiki mbele
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:37 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mama alichukuwa simu akampa mwanawe. Mama..Mpigie babako mwambie chakula tayari. (Mtoto akachukuwa na kupiga) MtotoโฆMama simu ya baba imepokelewa na mwanamke. (Mama kwa hasira) Akirud atanitambua leo. (Baada ya muda kidogo baba akarud,kufika mlangon tu kapokewa na sufuria ya kichwa. Hajakaa vzur mwiko wa pua) Mama..Mwanangu ulipopiga simu ya babako mwanamke wake alisemaje?? Mtoto..Alisema mteja unaempigia hapatikan kwa sasaโฆ..
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:45:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
High school Flashback!! . Watchman : Amkeni muende morning preps. Allan : Mimi ni mgonjwa. Watchman : Unaumwa na nini hiyo? Allan : Bionomial Nomenclature. Watchman : Eeh, lala tu kijana. Hiyo kitu ni mbaya. Imeuwa watu South Africa. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
JAMAA: Baba Padri nimekuja kuungama PADRI: Haya JAMAA: Niliiba kamba PADRI: Kamba? JAMAA: Ndio, kamba lakini kule mwisho kulikuwa kumefungwa ng'ombe PADRI: Kwa hiyo uliiba ng'ombe? JAMAA: Kiukweli nilikuwa nina lengo la kuiba kamba, kwa bahati mbaya mwisho kulikuwa na ng'ombe PADRI: Mi naona mueleze Mungu direct, mi sikuelewi kabisaaa
Wachaga wana mambo mbele ya hela, angalia hii bili ilivyomchanganya MASSAWE
MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo:
Manka 35,000
Marieta 20,000
Kekuu 30,000
Kitime 15,000
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo: Manka 35,000 Marieta 20,000 Kekuu 30,000
Kitime 15,000 Kinabo 10,000 TOTAL 110,000/= MASSAWE akaicheki akasema "Wote nitawalipia lakini huyo "TOTAL" Yesuu simlipii. Kwansa anamiliki sheli kibao sa mafuta hapa bongo. Shensi taip ! Na amekunywa nyingi kuliko wote alipe mwenyeweโฆ