Angalia kilichomkuta huyu msanii wa mziki na mashabiki wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Msanii mmoja anaitwa ''KINYA'' alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!! Kawaida kila msanii lazima ajitambulishe, mfano:- ''YEAH NI TEMBA hapa au
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Mchaga aliyemshangaza Mungu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Chezea paka wewe, Angalia kilichomkuta huyu na paka wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ungekua wewe ni mwalimu ungemshauri nini huyu mwanafunzi?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:18 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hapo sasa akili itakuja
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:27 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia anachokisema Madenge sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:06 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ujinga wa ndoto ndio huu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:44:57 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Darasa lolote lile halikosi watu kama hawa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:53:39 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia nilichokifanya baada ya kuumwa na meno
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:09 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Baada ya kuumizwa kimapenzi haya ndiyo maneno
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:04 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mwizi kawezwa ki kwelii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:27 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ndege ya Tanzania
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Je, Chuoni kwako Kukoje?
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Mume alichomjibu mchepuko wa mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu jamaa bonge la bwege, ungekua wewe ndiyo rafiki ake ungemwambiaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:10 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
RAFIKI: Vipi mbona leo huna uchangamfu
JAMAA: Wanawake bwana, mwanamke hata umpendeje atakugeuka tu
RAFIKI: Nini tena ndugu yangu? Mbona shemeji mtu fresh sana
JAMAA: Hata mimi nilikuwa najua hivyo, leo nimegundua kumbe ana siri kubwa sana
ananificha, mi naita huu ni usaliti wa ndoa.
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Ndoa zina mambo, cheki haya mambo ya mtu na mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:45 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mke: mume wangu leo 2badilishe stail kwani nimechoka kla siku hiyo hiyo tu Mme: kwel mke wang hata mimi nilikuwa nataka nikuambie hivyo hivyo
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Cheka na methali
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:49:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hii sasa kali kweli kweli! wazazi wanachofanya pale binti yao anapochelewa kuolewa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:53 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu jamaa alivyomuweza huyu binti wa chuo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:16 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ameniomba nimfungulie akaunt facebook cheki nilichomjibu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:46 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu mme ni shida
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:49:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hawa ndio wanaume wanaoweza kushinda vishawishi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:56:03 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huu ndio uhondo na raha ya kupanda daladala wajameni
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Wasiopanda dalaladala wanakosa uhondo wa kauli hizi 1. nitakupa 2. Atapewa mbele 3. Hujapewa mbele? 4. Utapewa nyuma 5. Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri 6. Ngoja isimame nikupe
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Eti kupooza chai kwa kizungu inaitwaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:56:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea baada ya mzungu na mbongo kukaa siti moja, bongo wasanii wengi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:39 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,
Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=.
Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia?
Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.
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Angalia uhuni wa huyu dereva
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dereva alikamatwa kwa kosa la kusababisha ajari ya watu wa5 aliowagonga. Trafik akamuliza kwanin umewagonga awa watu? Jamaa akajibu,"nilikua mwendo wa kasi sana, alafu nimejaza abiria ndani, gari likawa linakuja mbele yangu nilipokanyaga breki zikakatika, sasa ningefanya nin?"
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Google, Facebook, WhatsApp, Internet na Umeme nani zaidi?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:10 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Alichofanya mke baada ya mme wake kupenda kumchunga sana
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Alifanya hivi;Siku ya kwanza
MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?. MKE: Salama tu MUME: Uko wapi? MKE: Jamani si niko nyumbani MUME: Mhh kama kweli uko nyumbani washa blender nisikieβ¦..mkeΒ akawasha blender MKE: Umesikia? MUME: Okay haya mi natoka kazini naja
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Haya ndiyo madhara ya kutowapeleka watoto kanisani βͺ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:53 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Vichekesho kumi bora vya leo vya kuvunja mbavu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Taxi Mwanamke aliingia kwnye tax akiwa hana nguo,km alivyozaliwa!Dereva akawa anamshangaa,mwanamke akamuuliza hujawahi kuona uchi au! Dereva akajibu.ninachoshangaa c uchi wako,najiuliza pesa ya kunilipa utakuwa umeiweka wapi?
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Chezea kufulia!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:34 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu Baba ni noma, Cheki anachomjibu huyu mtoto wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:23 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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