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Huyu mwanamke ni noma cheki alichomwambia mme wake baada ya kumnunulia nguo za ndani
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:14 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mume kaingia duka la nguo na kamnunulia mke wake chupi dazeni moja zote za rangi nyeusi, akaenda kumzawadia. Mpenzi akashukuru lakini alipogundua kuwa zote ni nyeusi si akaropoka. MY HONEY: Sasa umeninunulia chupi zote nyeusi, sasa watu si watadhani nina chupi moja tu sibadili,
Dogo alivyomchomea dada wa kazi kwa mama yake kuhusu baba
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Dogo: mama hivi malaika si wanapaa?
Mama: ndiyo wanapaa, kwanini umeniuliza hivyo?
Dogo: nimesikia baba jana anamuita dada (housegir) malaika wangu, kwa hiyo nae atapaa?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:09 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jambazi mmoja aliingia kanisani na bunduki akapiga risasi juu ya bati akasema "asiyempenda YESU atoke nje" wakatoka wote ispokuwa Mchungaji na Wazee wawili.
Angalia haya mazungumzo ya msichana na mvulana, mapenzi ya ajabu haya
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Demu: Hny mambo jamani!
Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo
Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu?
Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM
Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah
Huyu mtoto kaongea point kweli, angalia anachomwambia baba yake
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Mtoto alimwuuliza baba yake, Mtoto: Baba unaweza kumwachia hilo gari lako house boy/girl akaliendesha? Baba: siwezi kumwachia gari langu hili aliendeshe ni ghali sana. Mtoto: je mnaweza kumwachia chumba chenu house boy/girl kikiwa wazi na mkaenda kazini? Baba: haiwezekani kamwe kuna vitu vya gharama na pia heshima haitakuwepo.