Angalia huyu mwanafunzi anachomjibu huyu mwalimu wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:25 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1. Ticha:"Punda ni mnyama anaefugwa nyumbani,lakini akiwa mwituni anaitwa pundamiliaβ¦.Je sungura anayeishi mwituni anaitwaje?"
ZUZU:"Sunguramilia."
2.Ticha:"Rais wa kwanza wa kenya aliitwa KENYATTAβ¦Je rais wa kwanza wa Tanzania aliitwaje?" ZUZU:"TANZANIATTA."
3. Ticha:"Kuku yuko katika jamii ya NDEGEβ¦Je samaki yuko katika jamii ya nini?"
ZUZU:"MELI."
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Mume alichomjibu mchepuko wa mke wake
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Tofauti kati ya Binti wa Kizungu na Binti wa Kibongo mwanamme anapotoka kuoga
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Wanaume ni noma, Angalia wanachokifanyaga wakimwona mwanamke
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Angalia Kiingereza kilivyoniponza
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Kali ya mwaka iliyotokea Benki Baada ya wezi kuiba
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Cheki huyu jamaa alivyoumbuka akiwa ndani ya dala dala baada ya kupokea simu ya mkewe
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Duh. Chezeya kuhama!
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Cheka kidogo hapa. Huyu Chizi Kachizika Kweli
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Mkalimani alivyoharibu ibada ya leo
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Angalia huyu house girl wa mzungu alichokifanya na anachokisema
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Huyu Jamaa kaona bora afe kuliko mke wake ajue Siri zake
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Cha kufanya msichana akikukimbia halafu atake kukurudia
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Duh! Wanaume jamaniβ¦
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Huu ndio uhondo na raha ya kupanda daladala wajameni
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Wasiopanda dalaladala wanakosa uhondo wa kauli hizi 1. nitakupa 2. Atapewa mbele 3. Hujapewa mbele? 4. Utapewa nyuma 5. Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri 6. Ngoja isimame nikupe
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Huyu bwana leo kapatikana, Jamani nyodo nyingine mbaya
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Baada ya kumaliza Degree yake ya sheria Bwana Rwegashora aliamua kurudi nyumbani Bukoba mjini na kufungua ofisi yake kwa ajili ya huduma kwa wateja.
Siku moja akiwa ndani ya ofisi yake alimuona mtanashati na mdada mmoja mrembo anakuja ofisini kwake akajua ni mteja anamletea kesi.
Ndipo akanyanyua mkoni wa wa simu ya TTCL na kuanza kuongea huku anajizunguusha kwenye kiti cha kuzunguuka.
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Huyu dogo nimsaidieje? Cheki alivyojichanganya
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Simu ilivyozua utata
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Kichekesho cha mwalimu na wanafunzi
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Vichekesho kumi bora vya leo vya kuvunja mbavu
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Taxi Mwanamke aliingia kwnye tax akiwa hana nguo,km alivyozaliwa!Dereva akawa anamshangaa,mwanamke akamuuliza hujawahi kuona uchi au! Dereva akajibu.ninachoshangaa c uchi wako,najiuliza pesa ya kunilipa utakuwa umeiweka wapi?
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Kwa nini vitu vunavyoanza na "K" ni vitamu sana?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Zuzu kaniuliza, "Anko, unajua vitu vinavyoanzia na K ni vitamu sana."
Nikashtuka, "Astaghafilulah we mtoto! Niondolee wehu wako hapa!"
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Kifahamu Kidada kimbea kilichofukuzwa kazi
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Baada ya kuulizwa nani anapenda kwenda peponi, haya ndiyo yalikua majibu ya wanafunzi
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Wanafunzi waliulizwa na mwalimu nani angependa kwenda peponi? Wote wakanyosha ila mmoja tu alipokwenda nyumbani akamuelezea mamake, mamake akamuuliza je wewe ulinyosha mtoto hapana mama yule mama akamuuliza kwanini.
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Huu mchezo hautaki makeup
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Kilichotokea baada ya babu mzee kuibiwa nauli kwenye daladala
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Hapo sasa!! Ni shida!!
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Kuna watu makauzu ila huyu kazidi.. Soma hii!
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Mapenzi Stress tupu
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Madogo wa sikuizi ni kiboko, cheki huyu alichokifanya akiwa darasani na mwalimu wake
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Angalia kile kitabia cha kufuta namba kwenye simu kilivyomponza huyu jamaa
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Angalia alichokifanya huyu mtu baada ya kuokota wallet ya thamani
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Jinsi Mapenzi yanavyoweza kukupa stress
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