Hakuna mtu mwenye mbio duniani kama huyu
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Hali za ndoa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:57:23 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu mwanafunzi anachomjibu huyu mwalimu wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:25 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1. Ticha:"Punda ni mnyama anaefugwa nyumbani,lakini akiwa mwituni anaitwa pundamiliaβ¦.Je sungura anayeishi mwituni anaitwaje?"
ZUZU:"Sunguramilia."
2.Ticha:"Rais wa kwanza wa kenya aliitwa KENYATTAβ¦Je rais wa kwanza wa Tanzania aliitwaje?" ZUZU:"TANZANIATTA."
3. Ticha:"Kuku yuko katika jamii ya NDEGEβ¦Je samaki yuko katika jamii ya nini?"
ZUZU:"MELI."
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Cheki wanachokisema vichaa baada ya kuona ndege inapita angani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:13 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu mtoto anachomjibu baba yake baada ya kutoka kwenye mtihani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:22 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
BABA: mwanangu kwenye huu mtihani uliofanya natumaini utafanya vizuri. DOGO: ndio baba nitapata mia kwa mia. BABA: kwanini unasema hivyo?.
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Angalia haya maswali ya huyu mtoto yalivyomagumu, ndio maana wazee wetu walikua wanatudanganya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:16 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtoto: Mama, hivi kabla hujanizaa uliniona!?
Mama: Hapana mwanangu sijakuona.
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Upendo wa kweli ni nini?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:44:47 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu panya wa tatu ni noma
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:03 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia kile kitabia cha kufuta namba kwenye simu kilivyomponza huyu jamaa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:46 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia mtoto alivyowaumbua Baba na mama yake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:45 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kwa hiki kilichonikuta sitadanganya tena kuanzia leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:54 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu jamaa kawaweza polisi watatu, cheki alichowaambia
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:23 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: kimya
Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: we nani kwani?
Polisi::: sisi polisi
Jamaa::: mnataka nini?
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Mjini shule. Soma hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:53:18 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wadada lenu hili. Mimi sipo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:48:57 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mpenzi Akikuita Mamito, Mjibu Hivi
Updated at: 2025-01-31 22:06:05 (3 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichonitokea leo baada ya kuona nungunungu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:00:54 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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BREAKING NEWS: WAZIRI ANASWA KOFI
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:47 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Watu wana vimaneno
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:47:12 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu jamaa bonge la bwege, ungekua wewe ndiyo rafiki ake ungemwambiaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:10 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
RAFIKI: Vipi mbona leo huna uchangamfu
JAMAA: Wanawake bwana, mwanamke hata umpendeje atakugeuka tu
RAFIKI: Nini tena ndugu yangu? Mbona shemeji mtu fresh sana
JAMAA: Hata mimi nilikuwa najua hivyo, leo nimegundua kumbe ana siri kubwa sana
ananificha, mi naita huu ni usaliti wa ndoa.
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Hakuna siku mbaya maishani kama hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:25 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Je hili ni kweli kuhusu mpenzi maskini na Tajiri?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:04 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia nilichokifanya baada ya kuumwa na meno
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:09 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh! Kizungu kigumu, cheki alichojibu huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:14 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Nimeitoa sehemu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:50:05 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kisa cha mzaramo na mchaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:57 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hii ndio ngoma droo kwa wanaume kati ya wanawake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:40 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Haya ndiyo madhara ya kutowapeleka watoto kanisani βͺ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:53 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu house girl wa mzungu alichokifanya na anachokisema
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:31 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Maswali ya kijinga yakijibiwa vizuri
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:56 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ziara za kushtukiza zinachekesha sana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:30 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia hawa kina mama, ni shida..!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:22 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ungekua wewe ndio baba wa Huyu mtoto ungemjibu nini?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:20 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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