Angalia mchezo wa kutuma message mara zikubali mara zikatae.. Lilishakukuta hili???
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:08 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kwa nini watu hawapendi hesabu!! Sababu hii hapa!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:01 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hawa wanaume wanaopenda wanawake hovyo barabarani wamepatikana, hawatarudia πππ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:57:13 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Nyoka wa ajabu agundulika
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Alichokifanya jamaa baada ya kuokota wallet yenye pesa za kumwaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:09 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa aliokota wallet, alipofika nyumbani akapiga simu kwenye radio station
"Naitwa John nimepiga simu kutangaza kuwa nimeokota wallet ndani ina laki 7, ATM Card na kikaratasi chenye PIN ya ATM Card na kijimkufu cha dhahabu kinene hiviβ¦"
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Utoto bwana. Raha sana!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:41 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Madogo wa sikuizi ni kiboko, cheki huyu alichokifanya akiwa darasani na mwalimu wake
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Duh. Chezeya kuhama!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu jamaa alivyoachika na msichana wake kwa kujidai kuongea kingereza na mwishowe kuchanganya maneno
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MSICHANA: Mbona jana nimekupigia simu hujapokea? JAMAA: please beby forget me. MSichAnA: eeeh unaniambia hivo mimi? JAMAA: nakuomba sana forget me. MSICHANA: aya bwana poa maisha mema.
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Soma huyu mtoto anachosema sasa, Ndoto za watoto bwana! Kazi ipo!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Mwalimu aliingia darasani na kuwauliza wanafunzi juu ya ndoto zao za baadae.
MWAL: John we unataka ukiwa mkubwa uwe nani?
JOHN: Nataka niwe daktari wa moyo niwasaidie watanzania wanaougua magonjwa ya moyo.
MWAL: vizuri. Na wewe Rose unataka kuwa nani?
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Huyu mwanamke kazidi sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Simu ilivyozua utata
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:37 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Bangi si mchezo, Angalia kilichowakuta hawa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Bangi si mchezo!
Jamaa kaikoleza si ikamtuma avue nguo!
Akavua nguo zote akaenda kwenye kioo, kujitazama akaona kama kavaa suti!
then akaenda kama alivyo zaliwa kwa masela wenzake akawauliza vp suti imenikaa? Mvuta bangi mwenzie akamwambia "imekutoa kinyama ila tai umeifunga chini sana".
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Watu wana vimaneno
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:47:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea Baada ya mlevi na mchungaji kukutana
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MCHUNGAJI; "Unakunywa bia!?
MLEVI; "Ndio.
MCHUNGAJI; "Kwa siku unakunywa bia ngapi!?
MLEVI; "Nakunywa bia tano!
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Hii ndio maana ya Matatizo, usiombee hili likukute
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hapo sasa akili itakuja
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:27 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu dada alivyoumbuka, Duh! Alijua haoni!!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:06 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh! Huyu kazidi sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:53:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Safari ni safari
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Analia kilichompata huyu jamaa baada ya kubadili jinsia yake kichawi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alimpa ujauzito mwanafunzi akashtakiwa kumbe yule jamaa ana bibi yake mtaalam wamambo yetu ya Jadiβ¦
Jamaa akaongea na bibi yake amuwekee jinsia ya kike ili akashinde Mahakamani na akitoka arudishiwe mambo yake kama kawaida.
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Unakumbuka haya enzi za shule?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:11 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kuwa single nao ugonjwa eh, cheki huyu alichokifanya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:47 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wadada acheni hizo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:35 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu mchaga kazidi sasa, angalia anavyomfanya huyu mbuzi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.
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Madenge hakosi visa. Soma hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:46:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu Jamaa ubahili umezidi kwa hiki anachomwambia huyu dada
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Maisha ya kijijini hadi raha!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:53:06 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki huyu dingi alivyo mnoko
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:37 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mcheki Chizi na daktari
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:25 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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