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Tukiwa kanisani mdada alikuwa amelala , akaamka akasikia Pastor anasema
" SIMAMA"
Yule dada akasimama akashangaaa kanisa zima linamtizima kwa mshangao akiwemo mumewe, akaangalia kanisa zima akashtuka kujiona yeye peke yake ndiye aliesimama
Pastor akaendelea vizur endelea kusimama, tumepata mmoja hadi sasa aliyesimama narudia kwa mara ya mwisho kama hujasikia vizuri
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