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Staili nyingine za michepuko ni shida

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Mtu na mkewe walikuwa bado wamelala asubuhi, mtu akapiga hodi mke akaenda kufungua mlango, si akakuta mchepuko wake,
MKE: Unataka nini we mpumbavu?

MUME: Nani huyo unamtukana?
MKE: Kuna mtu hapa anakichwa kama nenda urudi badae
MCHEPUKO:Nawewe pua kama poa
MKE:Miguu kama masaa mawili
MCHEPUKO:Masikio kama sichelewi
MKE: Ondoka hapa mjinga we. …… Akafunga mlango
MUME: mwambie ana macho kama sitoki leo ng'oo
SIPENDI UJINGA MM nikiwa na my love pr

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Umetisha! 👌😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 15, 2024

Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😅😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 27, 2024

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂

John Lissu (Guest) on June 20, 2024

😊😂🤣

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 16, 2024

Hii kichekesho inastahili tuzo! 🏆

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 5, 2024

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣

John Mushi (Guest) on May 26, 2024

😆 Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

Mhina (Guest) on May 24, 2024

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😅 Bado nacheka!

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😆 Kali sana!

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😂 Kali sana!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 2, 2024

Kama kawaida! Bado nacheka! 😄

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 31, 2024

Umesema kweli! 👌😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 12, 2024

Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 30, 2023

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😂😅

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 9, 2023

Napenda jinsi mnavyofikiria! 🤔😆

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 15, 2023

😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 23, 2023

🤣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 27, 2023

😂🤣😆

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 15, 2023

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😂😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 14, 2023

Hii ni kali sana! 😂🤣

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 22, 2023

Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🤣🤣

Khatib (Guest) on July 30, 2023

Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🤣

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Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 17, 2023

😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

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😂 Lazima nihifadhi hii!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 9, 2023

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🤣😊

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 21, 2023

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂😆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 9, 2023

Huyu alikuwa na point! 😂👌

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 7, 2023

Nimeipenda hii joke! 😄😂

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 28, 2023

😅 Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 16, 2023

Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! 😊😆

Mazrui (Guest) on January 16, 2023

😄 Umenishika vizuri!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 3, 2023

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 24, 2022

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! 😆😊

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 11, 2022

Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! 💰

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 11, 2022

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😂

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 14, 2022

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 11, 2022

😂😂🤣

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 3, 2022

😆 Nacheka hadi chini!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 1, 2022

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 16, 2022

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 16, 2022

😂🤣😂😅

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 4, 2022

😄😅👏😂

Rashid (Guest) on September 18, 2022

😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 5, 2022

😅 Nilihitaji hii!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 2, 2022

😆 Naihifadhi hii!

Zuhura (Guest) on August 16, 2022

😂 Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 4, 2022

Hii imenibamba sana! 😅🤣

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 25, 2022

😄 Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 6, 2022

🤣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 25, 2022

Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! 😃

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 21, 2022

😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 21, 2022

😂👌😆😊

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 13, 2022

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

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Nimefurahia hii sana! 😆😊

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 22, 2022

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! 😆😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 21, 2022

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! 😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 11, 2022

Kweli mna ucheshi! 😂🤣

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 26, 2022

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😂

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