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Rashidi alimpa ujauzito mwanafunzi, akashtakiwa.
Kumbe Rashidi ana bibi yake mtaalamu wa yale mambo yao ya Sumbawanga, akampachika Rashidi i jinsia ya kike.

Alipofika mahakamani kuhojiwa Rashidi akasema sijampa ujauzito kwa sababu mimi pia nina jinsia ya kike.
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