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Ahmed
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Sep 5, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Nancy Kabura
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Sep 3, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Mustafa
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Aug 28, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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John Lissu
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Aug 16, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Aug 4, 2024
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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George Wanjala
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Jul 25, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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John Lissu
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Jul 25, 2024
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Ann Awino
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Jul 15, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Joyce Aoko
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Jul 8, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Bahati
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Jul 8, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Joyce Nkya
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Jul 7, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Lucy Mushi
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Jun 13, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 29, 2024
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Husna
Guest
May 13, 2024
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 9, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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David Ochieng
Guest
May 9, 2024
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 8, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mzee
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Issack
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mchawi
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Makame
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Tabu
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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James Kimani
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Nahida
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 29, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
