What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?

Ahmed (Guest) on September 5, 2024

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 3, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Mustafa (Guest) on August 28, 2024

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

John Lissu (Guest) on August 16, 2024

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 4, 2024

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 25, 2024

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

John Lissu (Guest) on July 25, 2024

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 15, 2024

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 8, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Bahati (Guest) on July 8, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 7, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 13, 2024

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 11, 2024

🤣 This joke is too good!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 11, 2024

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Rahma (Guest) on June 7, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 6, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 3, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 29, 2024

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Husna (Guest) on May 13, 2024

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 9, 2024

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 9, 2024

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 8, 2024

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Hassan (Guest) on April 25, 2024

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mzee (Guest) on April 16, 2024

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 11, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 11, 2024

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Nyota (Guest) on April 3, 2024

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 31, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Nahida (Guest) on March 20, 2024

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 15, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Zubeida (Guest) on March 11, 2024

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Zakia (Guest) on March 11, 2024

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

David Chacha (Guest) on March 10, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Issack (Guest) on March 2, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 1, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mchawi (Guest) on February 25, 2024

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Makame (Guest) on February 24, 2024

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Jaffar (Guest) on February 13, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 12, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Tabu (Guest) on February 12, 2024

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 8, 2024

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 3, 2024

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 2, 2024

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 29, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 22, 2024

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 14, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Abubakari (Guest) on January 6, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Hashim (Guest) on December 21, 2023

😂 I’m saving this one!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 9, 2023

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 22, 2023

😅 I needed that laugh!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 15, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

James Kimani (Guest) on November 6, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 4, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mchuma (Guest) on October 29, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 19, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 15, 2023

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Nahida (Guest) on October 14, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 11, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 29, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 30, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞