What do you call a fly with no wings?

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 6, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Shamim (Guest) on September 4, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Abdillah (Guest) on September 1, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Kiza (Guest) on August 29, 2024

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 20, 2024

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 16, 2024

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 15, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 5, 2024

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Wande (Guest) on June 30, 2024

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Umi (Guest) on June 25, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 22, 2024

😁 This just made my day!

Yusra (Guest) on June 16, 2024

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

George Mallya (Guest) on May 11, 2024

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 10, 2024

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 9, 2024

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Hamida (Guest) on May 6, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 4, 2024

🤣 This joke is too good!

James Mduma (Guest) on May 1, 2024

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 24, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Zainab (Guest) on April 5, 2024

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 3, 2024

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 18, 2024

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 2, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 27, 2024

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 27, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Asha (Guest) on February 21, 2024

😂 I’m dying!

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 14, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 13, 2024

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

David Chacha (Guest) on February 7, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 1, 2024

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 25, 2024

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 17, 2024

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Rabia (Guest) on January 10, 2024

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 2, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

David Chacha (Guest) on December 25, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

James Mduma (Guest) on December 15, 2023

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 11, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 9, 2023

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 8, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 5, 2023

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Zainab (Guest) on November 30, 2023

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Sekela (Guest) on November 26, 2023

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Furaha (Guest) on November 25, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 22, 2023

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 17, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 15, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 2, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 15, 2023

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Hassan (Guest) on October 9, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 30, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 9, 2023

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

John Mushi (Guest) on September 9, 2023

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Furaha (Guest) on September 3, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Mchawi (Guest) on August 29, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Tambwe (Guest) on August 21, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Umi (Guest) on August 20, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 15, 2023

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 9, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 3, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 6, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰