What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 20, 2024

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 19, 2024

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 6, 2024

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Khadija (Guest) on August 30, 2024

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Shamim (Guest) on August 1, 2024

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 24, 2024

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 18, 2024

😄 You got me good!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 17, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 17, 2024

😂 This joke just made my day!

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 22, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 19, 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Biashara (Guest) on June 18, 2024

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 8, 2024

🤣 This one’s fire!

Josephine (Guest) on June 5, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 1, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 30, 2024

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 20, 2024

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 17, 2024

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 23, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 16, 2024

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 13, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Faiza (Guest) on April 12, 2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mzee (Guest) on April 11, 2024

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Khatib (Guest) on April 4, 2024

😆 This one really got me!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 30, 2024

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 30, 2024

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 25, 2024

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Hashim (Guest) on March 15, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Mwakisu (Guest) on February 11, 2024

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 3, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 30, 2024

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 23, 2024

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 20, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 3, 2024

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Omari (Guest) on January 2, 2024

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Tabu (Guest) on December 29, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Sumaya (Guest) on December 25, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 16, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

James Mduma (Guest) on December 4, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Baraka (Guest) on December 3, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 30, 2023

😄 Pure comedy gold!

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 21, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 16, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Latifa (Guest) on November 14, 2023

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 11, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 10, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 29, 2023

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 23, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Jabir (Guest) on October 19, 2023

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

James Malima (Guest) on October 19, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 5, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 26, 2023

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Khamis (Guest) on September 4, 2023

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 1, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 31, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 27, 2023

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 21, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 19, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Latifa (Guest) on July 27, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 23, 2023

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵