Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 22, 2024

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Zakia (Guest) on September 20, 2024

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 16, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Furaha (Guest) on September 5, 2024

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Hawa (Guest) on September 3, 2024

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 20, 2024

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Zawadi (Guest) on July 29, 2024

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Amani (Guest) on July 12, 2024

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 12, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 7, 2024

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 29, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Makame (Guest) on June 27, 2024

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 22, 2024

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 19, 2024

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Sarafina (Guest) on June 16, 2024

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 7, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Latifa (Guest) on May 18, 2024

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 18, 2024

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Yusra (Guest) on May 15, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 9, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 6, 2024

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Hashim (Guest) on May 5, 2024

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 4, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Omar (Guest) on May 2, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Sekela (Guest) on April 23, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Shukuru (Guest) on April 20, 2024

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 18, 2024

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 12, 2024

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 4, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Yusuf (Guest) on April 2, 2024

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 28, 2024

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 19, 2024

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 6, 2024

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Mohamed (Guest) on March 3, 2024

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 28, 2024

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Azima (Guest) on February 23, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 21, 2024

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Jaffar (Guest) on February 19, 2024

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 16, 2024

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 13, 2024

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

John Lissu (Guest) on February 1, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 25, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 22, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 16, 2024

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 14, 2024

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 13, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mchawi (Guest) on December 28, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 25, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Kheri (Guest) on December 18, 2023

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 14, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 9, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 6, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 4, 2023

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 1, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Khamis (Guest) on October 28, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Victor Malima (Guest) on October 18, 2023

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Nashon (Guest) on September 28, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Sumaya (Guest) on September 23, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Mjaka (Guest) on September 20, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Tambwe (Guest) on September 15, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️