Why did the book join the police force?

Daudi (Guest) on September 21, 2024

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 20, 2024

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Kazija (Guest) on September 17, 2024

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 11, 2024

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Aziza (Guest) on August 15, 2024

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 2, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 31, 2024

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 19, 2024

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 19, 2024

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 13, 2024

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 5, 2024

😆 Saving this one!

James Kimani (Guest) on June 27, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Bakari (Guest) on June 23, 2024

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Yusuf (Guest) on June 14, 2024

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Binti (Guest) on May 23, 2024

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Rahim (Guest) on May 23, 2024

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 18, 2024

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 11, 2024

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Maulid (Guest) on May 7, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Yusra (Guest) on April 29, 2024

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 27, 2024

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 24, 2024

😃 Instant mood boost!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 23, 2024

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Ahmed (Guest) on April 13, 2024

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

John Kamande (Guest) on April 10, 2024

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 28, 2024

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 27, 2024

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Kazija (Guest) on March 22, 2024

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Halimah (Guest) on March 21, 2024

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Mgeni (Guest) on March 17, 2024

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 14, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 11, 2024

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 3, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

James Malima (Guest) on February 21, 2024

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Rehema (Guest) on February 13, 2024

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Kassim (Guest) on February 12, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 2, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 30, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 15, 2024

😆 Bookmarking this!

Issack (Guest) on January 13, 2024

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 5, 2024

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 3, 2024

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 27, 2023

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Faiza (Guest) on December 25, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Warda (Guest) on December 24, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 23, 2023

😄 You got me!

Nassar (Guest) on December 18, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 17, 2023

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Neema (Guest) on December 11, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

George Mallya (Guest) on November 24, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Muslima (Guest) on November 5, 2023

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Wande (Guest) on November 4, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 23, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Sumaya (Guest) on October 21, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Zakia (Guest) on September 21, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 18, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 13, 2023

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 7, 2023

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Yusuf (Guest) on August 31, 2023

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 28, 2023

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂