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John Malisa
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Sep 21, 2024
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Leila
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 30, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Zakaria
Guest
May 29, 2024
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 24, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 22, 2024
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 18, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 11, 2024
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mohamed
Guest
May 8, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Makame
Guest
May 4, 2024
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
😂 I’m dying!
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Warda
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Halima
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Ndoto
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Omar
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
😁 This is gold!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Shani
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Raha
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Sekela
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
