Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 12, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Hashim (Guest) on September 8, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Amani (Guest) on August 31, 2024

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 16, 2024

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

David Chacha (Guest) on July 13, 2024

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 12, 2024

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Kazija (Guest) on July 8, 2024

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2024

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 2, 2024

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Salima (Guest) on June 29, 2024

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 22, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 21, 2024

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 14, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Rukia (Guest) on June 14, 2024

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Ali (Guest) on June 5, 2024

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Josephine (Guest) on May 27, 2024

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Safiya (Guest) on May 25, 2024

😄 Perfect joke!

Hashim (Guest) on May 18, 2024

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 10, 2024

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 5, 2024

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Juma (Guest) on May 4, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Yusra (Guest) on April 24, 2024

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Wande (Guest) on April 14, 2024

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 14, 2024

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 7, 2024

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Masika (Guest) on March 29, 2024

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 29, 2024

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 28, 2024

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 26, 2024

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 18, 2024

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 11, 2024

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Mustafa (Guest) on March 8, 2024

😄 You got me good!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 8, 2024

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Amir (Guest) on March 1, 2024

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Nyota (Guest) on February 25, 2024

😅 I needed that!

Mariam (Guest) on February 21, 2024

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 19, 2024

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Issack (Guest) on February 9, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 4, 2024

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Kahina (Guest) on January 26, 2024

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Mchawi (Guest) on January 23, 2024

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 12, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Fadhili (Guest) on January 8, 2024

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Bakari (Guest) on January 7, 2024

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 21, 2023

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Bahati (Guest) on December 17, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 5, 2023

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 3, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 29, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 29, 2023

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 27, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 20, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 11, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 4, 2023

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Salima (Guest) on November 2, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Khamis (Guest) on October 26, 2023

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Hamida (Guest) on October 23, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Ali (Guest) on October 19, 2023

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 14, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Abubakari (Guest) on October 10, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜