What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

Tambwe (Guest) on September 13, 2024

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 12, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 29, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Biashara (Guest) on August 26, 2024

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 23, 2024

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Nyota (Guest) on August 22, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Mchawi (Guest) on August 13, 2024

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 10, 2024

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Aziza (Guest) on August 8, 2024

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 1, 2024

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mhina (Guest) on July 25, 2024

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mzee (Guest) on July 21, 2024

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Jamila (Guest) on July 20, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

George Tenga (Guest) on July 15, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 14, 2024

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Ahmed (Guest) on July 11, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

John Mushi (Guest) on July 5, 2024

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Kiza (Guest) on July 1, 2024

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Salima (Guest) on June 29, 2024

😆 Totally hilarious!

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 17, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

David Chacha (Guest) on June 12, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 24, 2024

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Josephine (Guest) on May 13, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Sarafina (Guest) on May 7, 2024

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Khatib (Guest) on April 24, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Safiya (Guest) on April 23, 2024

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 22, 2024

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Sekela (Guest) on April 2, 2024

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 1, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 25, 2024

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Hawa (Guest) on March 18, 2024

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 10, 2024

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 6, 2024

😄 You got me good!

Zuhura (Guest) on February 25, 2024

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 20, 2024

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 17, 2024

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 3, 2024

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Ndoto (Guest) on January 30, 2024

😄 Too good!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 16, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Zuhura (Guest) on January 14, 2024

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 10, 2024

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Athumani (Guest) on January 10, 2024

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 9, 2024

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Abdullah (Guest) on January 2, 2024

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

John Mushi (Guest) on January 2, 2024

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 29, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Bakari (Guest) on December 26, 2023

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 17, 2023

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 17, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Bahati (Guest) on December 10, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Shamim (Guest) on December 9, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 7, 2023

😁 This made my day!

Yusuf (Guest) on December 6, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 5, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Zubeida (Guest) on December 5, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 27, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 26, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 26, 2023

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 16, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎