Why did the boy run around his bed?

Nassar (Guest) on September 18, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 17, 2024

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 1, 2024

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Sekela (Guest) on August 27, 2024

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 12, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 28, 2024

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Jafari (Guest) on July 27, 2024

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Jabir (Guest) on July 12, 2024

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Safiya (Guest) on July 11, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Azima (Guest) on June 30, 2024

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Azima (Guest) on June 19, 2024

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Sumaya (Guest) on June 14, 2024

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 10, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 9, 2024

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Ahmed (Guest) on June 3, 2024

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Fadhili (Guest) on May 29, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Aziza (Guest) on May 28, 2024

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Mustafa (Guest) on May 14, 2024

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 3, 2024

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 1, 2024

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 26, 2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 26, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 10, 2024

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Baraka (Guest) on April 8, 2024

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Makame (Guest) on April 6, 2024

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 5, 2024

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 5, 2024

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Abdillah (Guest) on April 4, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Halima (Guest) on March 28, 2024

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 18, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Ndoto (Guest) on March 9, 2024

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 7, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 4, 2024

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 23, 2024

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 21, 2024

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 6, 2024

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 4, 2024

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 27, 2024

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Tambwe (Guest) on January 26, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Rabia (Guest) on January 16, 2024

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 15, 2024

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 13, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 2, 2024

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 27, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 16, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 13, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 9, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Asha (Guest) on November 10, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Warda (Guest) on November 9, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 27, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 22, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 21, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 20, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 14, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 13, 2023

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 11, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Khalifa (Guest) on October 11, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Rehema (Guest) on September 30, 2023

😆 Bookmarking this!

Asha (Guest) on September 29, 2023

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️