What was born to succeed?

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 16, 2024

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 9, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 6, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 3, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 16, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 8, 2024

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 3, 2024

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Kahina (Guest) on July 25, 2024

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 21, 2024

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2024

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 23, 2024

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Khalifa (Guest) on June 16, 2024

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 13, 2024

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 12, 2024

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Baraka (Guest) on June 11, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Mgeni (Guest) on June 6, 2024

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Khadija (Guest) on June 4, 2024

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

James Kimani (Guest) on June 3, 2024

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 31, 2024

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 30, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Kassim (Guest) on May 28, 2024

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 27, 2024

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 23, 2024

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 19, 2024

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Fatuma (Guest) on April 19, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Daudi (Guest) on April 18, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 15, 2024

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

James Malima (Guest) on April 5, 2024

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 4, 2024

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Hamida (Guest) on March 26, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Issack (Guest) on March 24, 2024

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 12, 2024

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 10, 2024

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 24, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Tabu (Guest) on February 14, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 6, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 3, 2024

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Zakia (Guest) on January 17, 2024

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Hamida (Guest) on January 4, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 3, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Abubakari (Guest) on January 1, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Issa (Guest) on December 19, 2023

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 15, 2023

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Jaffar (Guest) on December 12, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Aziza (Guest) on December 3, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Abubakari (Guest) on November 30, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 27, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

David Chacha (Guest) on November 17, 2023

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 15, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Faiza (Guest) on November 13, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Shukuru (Guest) on November 3, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Tabu (Guest) on October 27, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 20, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 17, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Rubea (Guest) on October 7, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 18, 2023

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 11, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Farida (Guest) on August 30, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 22, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Latifa (Guest) on August 19, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂