👥
Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
👥
Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
👥
Amina
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
👥
Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
👥
Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
👥
Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
👥
Zubeida
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
👥
Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
👥
Hekima
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
👥
Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
👥
Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
👥
Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
👥
Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
👥
Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
👥
Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
👥
Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
👥
Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
😂 This joke just made my day!
👥
Farida
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
👥
Nashon
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
👥
George Tenga
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
😆 I’m dying over here!
👥
Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
👥
Habiba
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
👥
Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
👥
Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 25, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
👥
Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 25, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
👥
Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 23, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
👥
Halima
Guest
May 23, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
👥
Warda
Guest
May 22, 2024
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
👥
Francis Njeru
Guest
May 15, 2024
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
👥
Mwinyi
Guest
May 12, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
👥
Kevin Maina
Guest
May 10, 2024
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
👥
Tambwe
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
👥
Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
👥
Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
👥
Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
👥
Zakia
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
👥
Zakaria
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
👥
Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
👥
Yusra
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
👥
Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
👥
Chum
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
👥
Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
👥
Mchawi
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
👥
Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
😁 Added to my favorites!
👥
Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
👥
Michael Mboya
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
🤣 Pure genius!
👥
Kevin Maina
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
👥
Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
👥
Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
👥
Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
👥
Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
👥
Sumaya
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
👥
Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
👥
Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
👥
Jaffar
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
👥
Saidi
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
👥
Fikiri
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
👥
Jafari
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
👥
Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
👥
Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
