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Mzee
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Sep 18, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 17, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 14, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Sep 5, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Azima
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Halima
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 21, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 18, 2024
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Hekima
Guest
May 17, 2024
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Sharifa
Guest
May 16, 2024
😄 Too good!
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Halimah
Guest
May 11, 2024
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Chum
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Leila
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Mchawi
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Farida
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
