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Muda wa kwenda nyumbani ulikuwa umefika, mwalimu
akasema: yeyote atakaye jibu swali langu lolote kwa usahìhi ataondoka asiye jibu atabaki.

Dogo mmoja akatupa begi nje ya dirisha.
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