Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_922a4c009fda0eecb6e6946816ece86c, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/sidebar.php on line 18

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/sidebar.php on line 18

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_922a4c009fda0eecb6e6946816ece86c, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/right_sidebar.php on line 13

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/right_sidebar.php on line 13
Sidebar with Floating Button
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_922a4c009fda0eecb6e6946816ece86c, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/top_menu.php on line 10

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/top_menu.php on line 10
AckySHINE Katoliki
☰
AckyShine
Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_922a4c009fda0eecb6e6946816ece86c, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line 4

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/display_user.php on line 4

Cheki kilichonipata sasa, ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?

Featured Image

Siku moja katika pitapita zangu nikakutana na mtoto mmoja mkali balaa yaani ni mzuri sanaaaa, moyo ukanituma nimuimbishe mtoto akakubali kwamba nitafute siku tukae tuongee vizuri akasema nimpe namba yangu ya simu.

Β 

Ebwana si akatoa simu hiyo inauzwa laki sita mimi hapa nina kisimu cha tochi tena nimefunga na rababendi
Je, wewe ungeendelea kumtajia namba zako!!!

AckySHINE Solutions

Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_922a4c009fda0eecb6e6946816ece86c, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line 4

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/comments.php on line 4

Comments

Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 20, 2024

Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! πŸ˜ƒ

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 14, 2024

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 9, 2024

Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! πŸ˜†

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 11, 2024

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 8, 2024

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! πŸ“Œ

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 21, 2024

Mna talent ya jokes! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 9, 2024

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 6, 2024

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Omar (Guest) on May 6, 2024

πŸ˜„ Hii ni ubunifu wa hali ya juu!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 14, 2024

πŸ˜‚ Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 6, 2024

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 1, 2024

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 25, 2024

Hii imenibamba sana! πŸ˜…πŸ€£

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 10, 2024

Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜„

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 8, 2024

πŸ˜„ Umeimaliza kabisa!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 12, 2024

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 21, 2023

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 28, 2023

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Nchi (Guest) on September 7, 2023

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho gani!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 22, 2023

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

George Mallya (Guest) on August 19, 2023

🀣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 10, 2023

πŸ˜‚ Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 6, 2023

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline!

Hassan (Guest) on August 4, 2023

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 16, 2023

Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! πŸ˜†πŸ‘

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 29, 2023

πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ‘

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 8, 2023

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 3, 2023

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 2, 2023

πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 20, 2023

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho kamili!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 19, 2023

πŸ˜‚ Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 18, 2023

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 18, 2023

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 16, 2023

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 12, 2023

πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜Š

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 7, 2023

Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sanaβ€”imebamba! 🀣

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 5, 2023

πŸ˜„ Umenishika vizuri!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 1, 2023

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ˜…πŸ˜Š

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 28, 2022

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜…

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 24, 2022

Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 22, 2022

Kweli mna ucheshi! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 11, 2022

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 29, 2022

πŸ˜‚ Hii ni ya kuhifadhi!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 19, 2022

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

John Kamande (Guest) on October 16, 2022

πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 2, 2022

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

Hamida (Guest) on September 23, 2022

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! πŸ˜‚

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 6, 2022

πŸ˜‚ Hii ni kali sana!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 3, 2022

🀣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 27, 2022

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 17, 2022

Hii ni joke ya kipekee! πŸ€£πŸ‘Œ

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 11, 2022

Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🀣πŸ”₯

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 28, 2022

Umetisha! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 1, 2022

πŸ˜† Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 30, 2022

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! πŸ˜…

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 17, 2022

🀣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 16, 2022

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 12, 2022

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

James Mduma (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Related Posts

Kilichotokea baada ya bibi na babu kukumbukia mahaba ya ujanani

Kilichotokea baada ya bibi na babu kukumbukia mahaba ya ujanani

Mzee wa miaka 60 alimwambia mkewe, leo nataka tukumbukie enzi zetu kutongozana, mke akajibu sawa, in... Read More
Mume mgonjwa kazua mpya baada ya kuruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospitali alipokuwa kalazwa

Mume mgonjwa kazua mpya baada ya kuruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospitali alipokuwa kalazwa

John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na n... Read More
Cheki huyu mtoto anachosema

Cheki huyu mtoto anachosema

sijui hili toto langu nilipeleke wapi, Leo limetoka shule eti nikaliuliza BIBILIA kwa kingereza i... Read More

Cheki kilichotokea baada ya kufumaniwa

Cheki kilichotokea baada ya kufumaniwa

Nimefumaniwa hapa na jamaa ameniambia nitulie tuyamalize kishikaji, yaani nisijali sasa ... Read More

Angalia hawa machizi walichokisema baada ya kuona ndege angani

Angalia hawa machizi walichokisema baada ya kuona ndege angani

Machizi wamekaa sehemu mara ghafla ikapita ndege angani.
Chizi wa kwanza... Read More

Eti kupooza chai kwa kizungu inaitwaje?

Eti kupooza chai kwa kizungu inaitwaje?

Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana

..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka k... Read More

Wazo la asubuh - penzi la kuku

Wazo la asubuh - penzi la kuku

Wazo la asubui

πŸ™ˆPenzi la kuku sekunde 2 ila vifaranga kibao.Lakini binadamu masaa kib... Read More

Angalia alichokifanya huyu mtu baada ya kuokota wallet ya thamani

Angalia alichokifanya huyu mtu baada ya kuokota wallet ya thamani

Jamaa aliokota wallet, alipofika nyumbani akapiga simu kwenye radio station "naitwa Juma nimepiga... Read More

Huyu mwanamke kazidi sasa

Huyu mwanamke kazidi sasa

Jamaa: Mambo honey, upo ok?
Mrembo: Sipo ok my dear
<... Read More

Haya mawazo ya huyu Mtu kuhusu Shetani ni kiboko

Haya mawazo ya huyu Mtu kuhusu Shetani ni kiboko

Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana

..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka k... Read More

Sifa mbaya: Cheki kilichompata huyu mwanaume mpenda sifa

Sifa mbaya: Cheki kilichompata huyu mwanaume mpenda sifa

SIFA MBAYA…
Jamaa alikuwa ndani ya daladala Mara simu ikaita alikuwa ni mkewe kwa sifa jam... Read More

Utani wa wachaga

Utani wa wachaga

Wachaga wamegawanyika kama ifuatavyo, sio wote wajanja. Kuna:-

1. WAROMBO; Hawa wajanja san... Read More


Warning: session_start(): open(/var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81/sess_922a4c009fda0eecb6e6946816ece86c, O_RDWR) failed: No such file or directory (2) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/bottom_menu.php on line 3

Warning: session_start(): Failed to read session data: files (path: /var/cpanel/php/sessions/ea-php81) in /home/ackyshine/katoliki/bottom_menu.php on line 3