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Alichokifanya jamaa baada ya kuokota wallet yenye pesa za kumwaga

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Jamaa aliokota wallet, alipofika nyumbani akapiga simu kwenye radio station

"Naitwa John nimepiga simu kutangaza kuwa nimeokota wallet ndani ina laki 7, ATM Card na kikaratasi chenye PIN ya ATM Card na kijimkufu cha dhahabu kinene hivi…"

Mtangazaji akasema:- Akhasante sana John, kwa hiyo ungependa kumrudishia mwenyewe kama ana kusikiliza akutafute kwa No. Gani!?

John: Hapana, mi nilikuwa namshukuru tu maana amenitoa kwenye matatizo na ninapenda kumuombea Dedication wimbo wa Snura "MAJANGA" umfikie popote pale alipo…!!!
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