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Kichekesho cha mtalii na mbongo

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Duh! Sikubali bora mbavu zituume wote!

Watalii wana dharau sana bana, Mtalii alikodi boti akazunguka nayo kwenye mto Rufiji kuangalia mandhari, akamuuliza kijana anayeongoza boti, "Do you know Biology, Psychology and Anthropology?" Kijana akajibu "NO," Mtalii akamwambia "nothing you know under the sun? You are useless, and u'll die with your illiteracy!" baada ya muda boti ikaanza kuzama, kijana akamwambia mtalii "Do you know kuogelealogy and kusepalogy from mambalogy? Mtalii akajibu huku ametoa macho "No" kijana akamwambia "You will kufalogy and mambalogy wil eat your matakology because of your bad-mdomology..😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Amos@tz (User) on March 31, 2025

Daah mbn ntakufa na kucheka

John Malisa (Guest) on May 30, 2024

Nimeipenda hii joke! 😄😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 28, 2024

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 27, 2024

Hii ni bomba sana! 🤣ðŸ‘

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 14, 2024

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! 😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 4, 2024

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! ðŸ‘😆

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 14, 2024

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😄

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 8, 2024

🤣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!

James Malima (Guest) on February 11, 2024

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 29, 2024

Asante Ackyshine

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 27, 2024

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! ðŸ‘😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 24, 2024

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 16, 2024

😠Kicheko bora ya siku!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 13, 2024

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! 😄😆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 5, 2024

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 4, 2023

😂😆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 21, 2023

Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! 😄

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 4, 2023

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 3, 2023

Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 28, 2023

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! 😄😅

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 15, 2023

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆👌

Maulid (Guest) on October 10, 2023

Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! ðŸ˜

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 6, 2023

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 1, 2023

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! 😆😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 6, 2023

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😅😊

Mohamed (Guest) on July 26, 2023

Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🤣

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 21, 2023

Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🤣🤣

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 7, 2023

😅😂😄

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 25, 2023

😆😂😊

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 4, 2023

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! 😂😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 25, 2023

😂 Kali sana!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 23, 2023

😄 Umeshinda mtandao leo!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 13, 2023

😆 Ninakufa hapa!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 11, 2023

🤣ðŸ‘👌

Nashon (Guest) on February 15, 2023

😂 Hii ni kali sana!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 13, 2023

😄 Umenishika vizuri!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 2, 2023

😂🤣😆😅

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 1, 2023

Hii ni kali sana! 😂🤣

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 10, 2023

😆 Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 10, 2023

Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊

Zulekha (Guest) on January 2, 2023

Brilliant! Muda wake ulikuwa kamili! â°

Mustafa (Guest) on November 29, 2022

😠Hakika hii ni kichekesho changu kipya!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 22, 2022

Hii imenichekesha sana! 🤣😆

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 27, 2022

Napenda jinsi mnavyofikiria! 🤔😆

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 22, 2022

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🤣😭

Abdullah (Guest) on October 11, 2022

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! 😄

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 4, 2022

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha watu! 🤣😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 20, 2022

😄 Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 29, 2022

😅😂👌😊

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 24, 2022

🤣😭😆

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 28, 2022

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 25, 2022

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😊ðŸ‘

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 22, 2022

😊🤣🔥

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 10, 2022

😠Hii ni dhahabu!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 27, 2022

😆 Nacheka hadi chini!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 20, 2022

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! 🎉

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 9, 2022

😂 Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 8, 2022

😆😂ðŸ‘

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 14, 2022

Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 9, 2022

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! 😂😂

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