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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Tabu
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Farida
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Juma
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Salum
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Daudi
Guest
May 16, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Sofia
Guest
May 14, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 13, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 11, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 8, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 20, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Azima
Guest
Mar 14, 2015
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 10, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Mar 5, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 4, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
