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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 25, 2024
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 20, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 18, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 15, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 17, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Raha
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Asha
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Masika
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mariam
Guest
May 27, 2024
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Baridi
Guest
May 25, 2024
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 22, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 17, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Amani
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Wande
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Bakari
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Fatuma
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
😂 Gotta save this!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Mzee
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
