Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 23, 2016

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Fikiri (Guest) on March 20, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 7, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 29, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 26, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Sekela (Guest) on February 24, 2016

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Rabia (Guest) on February 6, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 21, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 19, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 15, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 26, 2015

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 15, 2015

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Rashid (Guest) on December 5, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Furaha (Guest) on November 29, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 22, 2015

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 13, 2015

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 2, 2015

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Mariam (Guest) on November 2, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 2, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Hekima (Guest) on October 27, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 17, 2015

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 17, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 16, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 12, 2015

😆 This one really got me!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 4, 2015

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Zakaria (Guest) on September 21, 2015

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Nyota (Guest) on September 8, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 4, 2015

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mazrui (Guest) on September 4, 2015

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 2, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

James Kimani (Guest) on August 29, 2015

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 17, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 7, 2015

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 3, 2015

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Abdillah (Guest) on August 3, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 30, 2015

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Rabia (Guest) on July 25, 2015

😄 You got me good!

John Malisa (Guest) on June 23, 2015

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Nuru (Guest) on June 23, 2015

😂 This is a keeper!

Halima (Guest) on June 21, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 3, 2015

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Sumaya (Guest) on May 27, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Selemani (Guest) on May 25, 2015

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 11, 2015

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 10, 2015

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Amir (Guest) on May 9, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 25, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 24, 2015

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 19, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 15, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 15, 2015

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 9, 2015

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Umi (Guest) on April 6, 2015

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 31, 2015

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 23, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Kassim (Guest) on March 19, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 8, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 25, 2015

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 19, 2015

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥