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Michael Mboya
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Sep 25, 2024
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 25, 2024
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 24, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 22, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Sep 11, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Hassan
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Azima
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 24, 2024
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 10, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
😄 What a joke!
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Tabu
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Raha
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
😂 This is a keeper!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Asha
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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James Kawawa
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
