What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 31, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 22, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 22, 2016

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Zubeida (Guest) on January 16, 2016

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Ndoto (Guest) on January 12, 2016

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Shamsa (Guest) on January 11, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Daudi (Guest) on January 4, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 1, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Selemani (Guest) on December 31, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 30, 2015

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Hekima (Guest) on December 28, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Mgeni (Guest) on December 26, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 25, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 22, 2015

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 12, 2015

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 3, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Nasra (Guest) on November 27, 2015

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 19, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 18, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Shamsa (Guest) on November 17, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Ali (Guest) on November 14, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mjaka (Guest) on November 7, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mgeni (Guest) on November 7, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 3, 2015

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Raha (Guest) on October 31, 2015

🤣 Sending this now!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 30, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 27, 2015

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Hamida (Guest) on October 27, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 7, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Leila (Guest) on October 3, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Omar (Guest) on September 17, 2015

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Mashaka (Guest) on September 8, 2015

😄 You got me!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 7, 2015

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

James Malima (Guest) on September 7, 2015

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Mashaka (Guest) on August 31, 2015

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 29, 2015

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 26, 2015

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 18, 2015

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 14, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Juma (Guest) on August 11, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 6, 2015

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

George Tenga (Guest) on August 5, 2015

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 29, 2015

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 26, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Kazija (Guest) on July 24, 2015

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 17, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 7, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 2, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

James Kimani (Guest) on June 30, 2015

😅 I’m still laughing!

Jabir (Guest) on June 26, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 25, 2015

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 20, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 15, 2015

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 15, 2015

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Josephine (Guest) on June 11, 2015

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 10, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 7, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Asha (Guest) on May 22, 2015

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 20, 2015

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Athumani (Guest) on May 14, 2015

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️