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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 20, 2024
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 15, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Aziza
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Ndoto
Guest
May 26, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 25, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 21, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 17, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Abubakari
Guest
May 15, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 14, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Issack
Guest
May 1, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Rahma
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
