What did the snowman have for breakfast?

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 23, 2016

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 23, 2016

🤣 This joke is too good!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 20, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 21, 2016

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 19, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Omar (Guest) on March 11, 2016

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

John Mushi (Guest) on March 9, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 26, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 25, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Omar (Guest) on February 18, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Maimuna (Guest) on February 8, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Nchi (Guest) on February 1, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 27, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 17, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Hassan (Guest) on January 9, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 6, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on January 5, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Zulekha (Guest) on December 26, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 15, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 12, 2015

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Salma (Guest) on December 8, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 4, 2015

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 2, 2015

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 26, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 29, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 25, 2015

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Zubeida (Guest) on October 13, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 12, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 8, 2015

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

David Chacha (Guest) on September 23, 2015

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Zulekha (Guest) on September 19, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Juma (Guest) on September 15, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Majid (Guest) on September 9, 2015

😅 I’m still laughing!

Kheri (Guest) on September 5, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 29, 2015

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 27, 2015

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Azima (Guest) on August 23, 2015

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 20, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 16, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 13, 2015

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 7, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Rashid (Guest) on August 2, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 9, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 29, 2015

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Maida (Guest) on June 27, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Faiza (Guest) on June 24, 2015

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Abdullah (Guest) on June 24, 2015

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 23, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Majid (Guest) on June 21, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Maneno (Guest) on June 11, 2015

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 5, 2015

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Makame (Guest) on June 1, 2015

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Salum (Guest) on May 30, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Kazija (Guest) on May 28, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Fatuma (Guest) on May 9, 2015

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 6, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 2, 2015

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mzee (Guest) on May 1, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mashaka (Guest) on April 19, 2015

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 15, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!