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Zakia
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Sep 8, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Issa
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Amani
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Shani
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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John Mushi
Guest
May 19, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 10, 2024
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 1, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Halima
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
🤣 Brilliant joke!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Robert Okello
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Warda
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
