What do you call a fly with no wings?

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 2, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 31, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

David Chacha (Guest) on March 27, 2016

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Shani (Guest) on March 26, 2016

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 21, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 19, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

John Kamande (Guest) on March 17, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 29, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 26, 2016

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 15, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 10, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 9, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 5, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 2, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 26, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

John Malisa (Guest) on January 18, 2016

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mzee (Guest) on January 14, 2016

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Chiku (Guest) on January 10, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 2, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 29, 2015

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 27, 2015

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Mjaka (Guest) on December 26, 2015

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 22, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 21, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 16, 2015

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 15, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Kiza (Guest) on December 12, 2015

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 8, 2015

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mazrui (Guest) on November 27, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 12, 2015

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on November 9, 2015

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 28, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 12, 2015

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 9, 2015

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Zakia (Guest) on October 4, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 1, 2015

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 23, 2015

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Maimuna (Guest) on September 14, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 13, 2015

🤣 Sending this now!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 11, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 7, 2015

😄 You got me good!

John Mushi (Guest) on August 29, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

John Kamande (Guest) on August 10, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 1, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 19, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Rehema (Guest) on June 12, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 8, 2015

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 6, 2015

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 13, 2015

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 1, 2015

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 21, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 20, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 18, 2015

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Neema (Guest) on April 18, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 8, 2015

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 6, 2015

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Binti (Guest) on April 2, 2015

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Kheri (Guest) on March 26, 2015

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Hassan (Guest) on March 20, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Rashid (Guest) on March 4, 2015

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌