What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

Mazrui (Guest) on May 9, 2016

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 3, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 29, 2016

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Selemani (Guest) on April 25, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 15, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 13, 2016

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 4, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 19, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 5, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Sofia (Guest) on March 2, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Rahma (Guest) on February 25, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 3, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 25, 2016

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Sumaya (Guest) on January 24, 2016

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Halima (Guest) on January 20, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Maulid (Guest) on January 14, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 30, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Jafari (Guest) on December 20, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Faiza (Guest) on December 11, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 9, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Bahati (Guest) on December 8, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 2, 2015

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Zakia (Guest) on November 17, 2015

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Juma (Guest) on November 14, 2015

🤣 Pure genius!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 11, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Maimuna (Guest) on October 9, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Nchi (Guest) on October 7, 2015

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 27, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 27, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Shamim (Guest) on September 8, 2015

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Leila (Guest) on August 29, 2015

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 22, 2015

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 22, 2015

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 20, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Salum (Guest) on August 15, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 10, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Fadhila (Guest) on August 7, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 5, 2015

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 1, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mwanais (Guest) on July 30, 2015

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

John Mushi (Guest) on July 21, 2015

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Hashim (Guest) on June 23, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 17, 2015

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 30, 2015

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 27, 2015

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Salma (Guest) on May 23, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 19, 2015

😂 Sharing right away!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 13, 2015

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 2, 2015

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 29, 2015

😂 This is a keeper!

Zawadi (Guest) on April 26, 2015

😄 You got me!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 15, 2015

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 14, 2015

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 13, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 9, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Sultan (Guest) on April 9, 2015

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 8, 2015

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 25, 2015

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 25, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬