Why can’t the elephant use the computer?

Sharifa (Guest) on September 19, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Jamal (Guest) on September 18, 2024

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Halima (Guest) on September 4, 2024

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 27, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Kheri (Guest) on August 24, 2024

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Fadhili (Guest) on August 20, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 3, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Makame (Guest) on July 27, 2024

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 19, 2024

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Issack (Guest) on July 14, 2024

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 9, 2024

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 24, 2024

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mhina (Guest) on June 17, 2024

😄 You got me good!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 14, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 8, 2024

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 26, 2024

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Warda (Guest) on May 21, 2024

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 14, 2024

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 9, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Zainab (Guest) on April 6, 2024

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 25, 2024

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 19, 2024

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Salum (Guest) on March 19, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 14, 2024

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Josephine (Guest) on March 9, 2024

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Mhina (Guest) on March 5, 2024

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Ali (Guest) on March 1, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 29, 2024

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 28, 2024

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Issack (Guest) on February 25, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 22, 2024

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 20, 2024

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Amani (Guest) on February 3, 2024

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Hassan (Guest) on February 3, 2024

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Athumani (Guest) on January 28, 2024

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 22, 2024

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 18, 2024

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 11, 2024

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 28, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Umi (Guest) on December 25, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Jabir (Guest) on December 19, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 11, 2023

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Kiza (Guest) on December 11, 2023

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 10, 2023

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 6, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 4, 2023

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Issa (Guest) on November 29, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Baridi (Guest) on November 22, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Maneno (Guest) on November 21, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 15, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 4, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Azima (Guest) on November 2, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Tambwe (Guest) on November 2, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Mazrui (Guest) on November 1, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Josephine (Guest) on October 25, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 18, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 9, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 7, 2023

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜