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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Binti
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Wande
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Kiza
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Omar
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Nahida
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Binti
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Azima
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Yusra
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 30, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Kahina
Guest
May 10, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Halima
Guest
May 9, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 1, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
😂 So funny!
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 29, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 19, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mwafirika
Guest
Mar 15, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 9, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 3, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
