Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 14, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 12, 2016

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Abubakar (Guest) on April 2, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Binti (Guest) on March 26, 2016

😂 Sharing right away!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 21, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Wande (Guest) on March 14, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Kiza (Guest) on February 26, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 22, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Omar (Guest) on February 17, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Faiza (Guest) on February 15, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 13, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 24, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Zuhura (Guest) on January 23, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Hashim (Guest) on January 21, 2016

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Jamila (Guest) on January 5, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 19, 2015

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Shabani (Guest) on December 9, 2015

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 22, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Nahida (Guest) on November 1, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Binti (Guest) on October 12, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 9, 2015

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 6, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Khadija (Guest) on September 28, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Maimuna (Guest) on September 10, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Zakia (Guest) on September 9, 2015

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Yahya (Guest) on August 31, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 27, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 14, 2015

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 30, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Azima (Guest) on July 25, 2015

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 20, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 19, 2015

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 2, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Yusra (Guest) on July 1, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 30, 2015

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 28, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 22, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 18, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Rabia (Guest) on June 6, 2015

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 6, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 5, 2015

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 30, 2015

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Kahina (Guest) on May 10, 2015

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Halima (Guest) on May 9, 2015

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Nuru (Guest) on May 6, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 1, 2015

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 25, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 15, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 13, 2015

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 9, 2015

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Omar (Guest) on April 9, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 5, 2015

😂 So funny!

Sofia (Guest) on March 29, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 26, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mhina (Guest) on March 19, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Mwafirika (Guest) on March 15, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 9, 2015

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 3, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️