Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Maida (Guest) on September 25, 2024

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Abubakari (Guest) on September 23, 2024

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 16, 2024

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Shamim (Guest) on September 8, 2024

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 31, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 15, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 10, 2024

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 3, 2024

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 28, 2024

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Jaffar (Guest) on July 22, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Sekela (Guest) on July 16, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Amina (Guest) on July 11, 2024

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 4, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Mjaka (Guest) on June 19, 2024

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 17, 2024

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Khalifa (Guest) on June 16, 2024

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 27, 2024

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 26, 2024

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 24, 2024

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Mzee (Guest) on May 23, 2024

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

James Kimani (Guest) on May 11, 2024

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Makame (Guest) on May 4, 2024

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Maida (Guest) on April 26, 2024

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 16, 2024

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Abubakar (Guest) on April 12, 2024

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 4, 2024

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

John Malisa (Guest) on April 2, 2024

😄 Perfect joke!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 22, 2024

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 22, 2024

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Mchawi (Guest) on March 22, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2024

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

John Mushi (Guest) on March 11, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Nchi (Guest) on March 6, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Nashon (Guest) on February 27, 2024

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Biashara (Guest) on February 20, 2024

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

James Malima (Guest) on February 17, 2024

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 14, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 9, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Latifa (Guest) on February 7, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Jabir (Guest) on January 8, 2024

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Mazrui (Guest) on December 23, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 13, 2023

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Maida (Guest) on December 10, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Zainab (Guest) on December 6, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Hawa (Guest) on November 10, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 8, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 1, 2023

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 18, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 8, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Yahya (Guest) on October 7, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 6, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 5, 2023

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 20, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 19, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 18, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 16, 2023

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 16, 2023

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 13, 2023

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 11, 2023

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 1, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻