What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 5, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 26, 2016

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

John Lissu (Guest) on January 22, 2016

😆 That punchline!

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 21, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Hashim (Guest) on January 3, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 31, 2015

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 15, 2015

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Rahma (Guest) on December 1, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Hassan (Guest) on November 24, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 24, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 31, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!

Abdullah (Guest) on October 2, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 22, 2015

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 10, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 29, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 18, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 14, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 10, 2015

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2015

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 5, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Jafari (Guest) on August 2, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 1, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 19, 2015

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 17, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 13, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 12, 2015

😄 Perfect joke!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 10, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 3, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

Saidi (Guest) on July 1, 2015

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 30, 2015

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 29, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 27, 2015

🤣 This joke is too good!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 20, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Kassim (Guest) on June 20, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Zuhura (Guest) on June 18, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 16, 2015

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 5, 2015

😄 Too good!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 3, 2015

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 1, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

David Chacha (Guest) on May 31, 2015

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

David Chacha (Guest) on May 17, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 14, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Amir (Guest) on May 14, 2015

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 12, 2015

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

John Lissu (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Hamida (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 7, 2015

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Omar (Guest) on April 30, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Shani (Guest) on April 29, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Hamida (Guest) on April 24, 2015

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 17, 2015

😁 This is gold!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 16, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 14, 2015

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 4, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 27, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 24, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 22, 2015

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 14, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 7, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Bakari (Guest) on March 6, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️