The smartest insect around is the π Smarty Pants! π©π€
Explanation: The answer to this question is a play on words, using the term "smarty pants" which is often used to describe someone who is extremely intelligent or clever. By attributing this to a tiny ant, it creates a funny image of an insect wearing a pair of pants and being exceptionally smart. The use of emojis adds to the light-hearted and cheerful tone of the response.
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 24, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 24, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
James Malima (Guest) on September 4, 2024
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 29, 2024
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 6, 2024
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
James Kimani (Guest) on July 29, 2024
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Khalifa (Guest) on July 21, 2024
π This is pure brilliance!
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 3, 2024
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 22, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Zainab (Guest) on June 21, 2024
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 16, 2024
π Iβm dying!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 11, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Amina (Guest) on June 1, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 29, 2024
π€£ This one got me good!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 28, 2024
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Jamal (Guest) on May 27, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 19, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Sumaya (Guest) on May 12, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Rukia (Guest) on May 9, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 8, 2024
π Mood instantly lifted!
Sultan (Guest) on May 6, 2024
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Rabia (Guest) on May 6, 2024
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 6, 2024
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Fadhili (Guest) on April 29, 2024
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
David Chacha (Guest) on April 27, 2024
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 25, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 17, 2024
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Khamis (Guest) on April 1, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Maneno (Guest) on March 29, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Zakia (Guest) on March 23, 2024
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Mzee (Guest) on March 15, 2024
π Pure comedy gold!
Binti (Guest) on March 9, 2024
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Ali (Guest) on March 9, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 7, 2024
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 25, 2024
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Mohamed (Guest) on February 23, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Binti (Guest) on February 22, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 16, 2024
π Iβm still cracking up!
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 11, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 8, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 30, 2024
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 21, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 20, 2024
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 10, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 5, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 3, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Ndoto (Guest) on December 29, 2023
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Fadhila (Guest) on December 26, 2023
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 21, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 20, 2023
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Kiza (Guest) on December 7, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 5, 2023
π Nailed it!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 4, 2023
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 4, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 23, 2023
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 22, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 12, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
James Malima (Guest) on October 21, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 19, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Fikiri (Guest) on October 17, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨