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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Leila
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Leila
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Salum
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 25, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 19, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 14, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Husna
Guest
May 13, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 12, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Asha
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Muslima
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
