Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! ππ¦·
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 6, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 2, 2016
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Mwanais (Guest) on January 29, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Leila (Guest) on January 29, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
James Kimani (Guest) on January 26, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 9, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 8, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
John Mushi (Guest) on December 31, 2015
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 28, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
John Mushi (Guest) on December 20, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 17, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 11, 2015
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 6, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 4, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 23, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 21, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Shabani (Guest) on November 17, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 14, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Khadija (Guest) on November 2, 2015
π Instant mood boost!
Zakia (Guest) on October 31, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Leila (Guest) on October 28, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 18, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 16, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 9, 2015
π Canβt stop laughing!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 7, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 2, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 26, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Tambwe (Guest) on September 1, 2015
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 28, 2015
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 25, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 20, 2015
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 9, 2015
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 31, 2015
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Kassim (Guest) on July 28, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
John Lissu (Guest) on July 19, 2015
π That punchline was epic!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 16, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 15, 2015
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 12, 2015
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Hashim (Guest) on July 9, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 1, 2015
π I canβt stop laughing!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 25, 2015
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Khalifa (Guest) on June 23, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 20, 2015
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Salum (Guest) on June 2, 2015
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2015
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 19, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 14, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Husna (Guest) on May 13, 2015
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 12, 2015
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Hassan (Guest) on April 23, 2015
π This joke just made my day!
Asha (Guest) on April 22, 2015
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 14, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Muslima (Guest) on April 13, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! π
Nahida (Guest) on April 6, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 2, 2015
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ