Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 6, 2016

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 2, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Mwanais (Guest) on January 29, 2016

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Leila (Guest) on January 29, 2016

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

James Kimani (Guest) on January 26, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 9, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 8, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

John Mushi (Guest) on December 31, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 30, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 28, 2015

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

John Mushi (Guest) on December 20, 2015

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 17, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 11, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 11, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 6, 2015

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 4, 2015

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 23, 2015

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 21, 2015

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Shabani (Guest) on November 17, 2015

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 14, 2015

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Khadija (Guest) on November 2, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Zakia (Guest) on October 31, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Leila (Guest) on October 28, 2015

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 18, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 16, 2015

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 9, 2015

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 7, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 2, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 26, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Tambwe (Guest) on September 1, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 28, 2015

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 25, 2015

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 20, 2015

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 9, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Kassim (Guest) on July 28, 2015

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

John Lissu (Guest) on July 19, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 16, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 15, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 13, 2015

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 12, 2015

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Hashim (Guest) on July 9, 2015

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 1, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 27, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 25, 2015

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Khalifa (Guest) on June 23, 2015

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 20, 2015

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Salum (Guest) on June 2, 2015

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 19, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 14, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Husna (Guest) on May 13, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 12, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Hassan (Guest) on April 23, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

Asha (Guest) on April 22, 2015

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 14, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Muslima (Guest) on April 13, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Nahida (Guest) on April 6, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 2, 2015

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️