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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite fruit?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Question: What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Answer: Boo-berries! π»π«
Explanation: Ghosts are often associated with saying "boo!" to scare people, and berries are a type of fruit. By combining these two elements, we create a pun on the word "blueberries" to form "boo-berries." It's a playful and creative way to associate ghosts with their favorite fruit, and the ghost emoji adds a fun touch to the answer!
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