Josephine (Guest) on September 23, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 20, 2024

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Rehema (Guest) on September 15, 2024

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 10, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 8, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 4, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 13, 2024

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Muslima (Guest) on August 3, 2024

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 23, 2024

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 20, 2024

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 18, 2024

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 6, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Halimah (Guest) on July 5, 2024

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Nasra (Guest) on June 29, 2024

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Rabia (Guest) on June 27, 2024

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Sekela (Guest) on June 21, 2024

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 17, 2024

😁 Added to my favorites!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 16, 2024

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 13, 2024

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Saidi (Guest) on June 10, 2024

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Baridi (Guest) on June 8, 2024

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Mustafa (Guest) on June 5, 2024

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 2, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Nashon (Guest) on May 15, 2024

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 5, 2024

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 3, 2024

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Faiza (Guest) on April 30, 2024

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Rukia (Guest) on April 27, 2024

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 18, 2024

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 16, 2024

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 15, 2024

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 10, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 8, 2024

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 7, 2024

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Nuru (Guest) on March 29, 2024

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 8, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 6, 2024

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 2, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 1, 2024

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 29, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 20, 2024

😄 You got me good!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 12, 2024

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 11, 2024

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 23, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 21, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 15, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Khamis (Guest) on December 8, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 7, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 5, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 2, 2023

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mgeni (Guest) on November 25, 2023

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 25, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 22, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 19, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 9, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 18, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 28, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Shamsa (Guest) on September 4, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Sofia (Guest) on August 10, 2023

😂 I’m dying!