Which monster is the best dance partner?

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 17, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Nchi (Guest) on April 12, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 21, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 20, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 19, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 18, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 18, 2016

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 8, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Arifa (Guest) on March 7, 2016

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 23, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 23, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

John Mushi (Guest) on February 21, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 15, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Omar (Guest) on February 12, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 12, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Jamal (Guest) on February 7, 2016

😁 This just made my day!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 2, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 1, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 22, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 16, 2016

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 10, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 6, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 26, 2015

😂 Sharing right away!

Maneno (Guest) on December 22, 2015

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 8, 2015

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Rukia (Guest) on December 1, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 25, 2015

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 23, 2015

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Ndoto (Guest) on November 17, 2015

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 16, 2015

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Nashon (Guest) on November 11, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 3, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 23, 2015

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Umi (Guest) on October 20, 2015

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 8, 2015

😆 Bookmarking this!

Hamida (Guest) on October 2, 2015

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 11, 2015

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 9, 2015

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

David Chacha (Guest) on September 3, 2015

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Makame (Guest) on August 25, 2015

😆 That punchline!

Maulid (Guest) on August 23, 2015

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 16, 2015

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 13, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Nahida (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 20, 2015

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Hamida (Guest) on July 16, 2015

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Shamim (Guest) on July 12, 2015

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 9, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Habiba (Guest) on June 26, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Zakaria (Guest) on June 23, 2015

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 23, 2015

😆 I’m dying over here!

Zainab (Guest) on June 22, 2015

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 21, 2015

😄 Nailed it!

Jamal (Guest) on June 18, 2015

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 16, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Amani (Guest) on June 6, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Fadhili (Guest) on May 25, 2015

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 9, 2015

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 29, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Omari (Guest) on April 24, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬