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Maneno
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Sep 23, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 21, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 21, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Maida
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Juma
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
May 31, 2024
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 26, 2024
😂 Gotta save this!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 11, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Issack
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Fatuma
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Binti
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Nyota
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Leila
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Chum
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
