Why are elephants such bad dancers?

Raha (Guest) on January 11, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 7, 2016

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

John Kamande (Guest) on January 6, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Mariam (Guest) on January 6, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 30, 2015

😆 Still cracking up!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 21, 2015

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 21, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 17, 2015

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 14, 2015

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Arifa (Guest) on December 14, 2015

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Sofia (Guest) on December 14, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 20, 2015

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 15, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 11, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Rabia (Guest) on November 5, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 2, 2015

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 26, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 20, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Halimah (Guest) on October 8, 2015

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 7, 2015

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Aziza (Guest) on October 1, 2015

😄 You got me good!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 26, 2015

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 24, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 21, 2015

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 12, 2015

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Mashaka (Guest) on September 8, 2015

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 1, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Binti (Guest) on September 1, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Mariam (Guest) on August 26, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

James Kimani (Guest) on August 25, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Arifa (Guest) on August 22, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 18, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Wande (Guest) on August 9, 2015

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

James Mduma (Guest) on August 4, 2015

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 17, 2015

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Ali (Guest) on July 1, 2015

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Tabu (Guest) on June 30, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 18, 2015

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 13, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Hawa (Guest) on June 6, 2015

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 3, 2015

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 2, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 2, 2015

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 1, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 30, 2015

😁 This made my day!

Amir (Guest) on May 28, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Nassar (Guest) on May 23, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 21, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 21, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 20, 2015

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 17, 2015

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 9, 2015

😂 I’m dying!

Binti (Guest) on May 9, 2015

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Sharifa (Guest) on May 6, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 4, 2015

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 2, 2015

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

David Chacha (Guest) on April 29, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Rabia (Guest) on April 15, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Shamsa (Guest) on April 1, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 30, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂