How do monsters tell their fortunes?

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 16, 2024

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 14, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 12, 2024

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 11, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Husna (Guest) on August 31, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Kheri (Guest) on August 31, 2024

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Mjaka (Guest) on August 29, 2024

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 18, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 2, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 11, 2024

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Chum (Guest) on July 5, 2024

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Shani (Guest) on July 4, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 4, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 2, 2024

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Rabia (Guest) on June 30, 2024

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Majid (Guest) on June 25, 2024

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 12, 2024

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 3, 2024

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Kassim (Guest) on June 2, 2024

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Juma (Guest) on May 29, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 25, 2024

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 13, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Mzee (Guest) on May 2, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Omar (Guest) on May 1, 2024

😆 I’m dying over here!

Rashid (Guest) on April 27, 2024

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 25, 2024

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 10, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

James Kimani (Guest) on April 7, 2024

😂 Sharing right away!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 6, 2024

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

John Lissu (Guest) on April 2, 2024

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 2, 2024

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 29, 2024

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 15, 2024

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Jamila (Guest) on March 6, 2024

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Maulid (Guest) on March 6, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 27, 2024

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 22, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Rahma (Guest) on February 21, 2024

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Nyota (Guest) on February 17, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 16, 2024

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Rubea (Guest) on February 15, 2024

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Salum (Guest) on February 5, 2024

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Warda (Guest) on February 4, 2024

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 29, 2024

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Rukia (Guest) on January 29, 2024

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Nashon (Guest) on January 26, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 22, 2024

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 19, 2024

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 17, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 14, 2024

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 28, 2023

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 21, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 17, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Baraka (Guest) on December 11, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 5, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 3, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 2, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Chiku (Guest) on November 28, 2023

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Abubakar (Guest) on November 15, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 13, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆