Why did the book join the police force?

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 22, 2016

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 22, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 20, 2016

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 15, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 14, 2016

😂 This is too funny!

Selemani (Guest) on January 13, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 7, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 28, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Abdillah (Guest) on November 27, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Halima (Guest) on November 22, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 20, 2015

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Jamal (Guest) on November 15, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Baraka (Guest) on November 14, 2015

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Jafari (Guest) on November 13, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 27, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Yahya (Guest) on October 26, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 17, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Selemani (Guest) on September 27, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 25, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 20, 2015

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 19, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 18, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 15, 2015

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Muslima (Guest) on August 26, 2015

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Arifa (Guest) on August 21, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 16, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 15, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 8, 2015

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 4, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 4, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Ali (Guest) on July 27, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Jamal (Guest) on July 16, 2015

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 3, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 30, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 29, 2015

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 21, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 20, 2015

😁 This just made my day!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 19, 2015

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Salma (Guest) on June 4, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

John Kamande (Guest) on June 3, 2015

😂 I’m dying!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 29, 2015

😆 This one really got me!

Josephine (Guest) on May 29, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Salima (Guest) on May 24, 2015

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Neema (Guest) on May 21, 2015

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

John Malisa (Guest) on May 18, 2015

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Rahma (Guest) on May 17, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 15, 2015

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 14, 2015

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Rubea (Guest) on May 9, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 4, 2015

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Kassim (Guest) on May 3, 2015

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 1, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mgeni (Guest) on April 30, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 19, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Masika (Guest) on April 15, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Baridi (Guest) on April 11, 2015

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Azima (Guest) on April 10, 2015

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Kassim (Guest) on April 7, 2015

😆 That punchline!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 29, 2015

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Halimah (Guest) on March 13, 2015

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥