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Catherine Naliaka
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Aug 29, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 10, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Asha
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Baraka
Guest
May 29, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Tambwe
Guest
May 28, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Issack
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
😁 This made my day!
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mjaka
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Warda
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
