Why is the forest so noisy?

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 28, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Mwinyi (Guest) on March 28, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 24, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Halimah (Guest) on March 21, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Omari (Guest) on March 19, 2016

😂 I’m dying!

Chiku (Guest) on March 17, 2016

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 4, 2016

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Halima (Guest) on February 11, 2016

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Nahida (Guest) on February 9, 2016

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Jabir (Guest) on January 28, 2016

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 22, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Khadija (Guest) on January 17, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 16, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Zakaria (Guest) on December 27, 2015

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Shabani (Guest) on December 19, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 9, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Umi (Guest) on November 27, 2015

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 23, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 13, 2015

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 3, 2015

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

John Mushi (Guest) on October 29, 2015

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 28, 2015

😆 Saving this one!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 19, 2015

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 10, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Fadhili (Guest) on October 9, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Shani (Guest) on October 8, 2015

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 7, 2015

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Shamim (Guest) on October 1, 2015

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 5, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

John Malisa (Guest) on August 28, 2015

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 24, 2015

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 15, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Jaffar (Guest) on August 10, 2015

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Zulekha (Guest) on August 8, 2015

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 5, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 29, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Juma (Guest) on July 26, 2015

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Bahati (Guest) on July 12, 2015

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 12, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 9, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

Issack (Guest) on July 9, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Hekima (Guest) on July 5, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Juma (Guest) on July 5, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 30, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Raha (Guest) on June 20, 2015

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Athumani (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 1, 2015

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 26, 2015

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Zakaria (Guest) on May 25, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Rashid (Guest) on May 15, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 3, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

James Kimani (Guest) on May 3, 2015

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 16, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 15, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Yusuf (Guest) on April 14, 2015

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Maimuna (Guest) on April 11, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 2, 2015

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Mchuma (Guest) on April 2, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Daudi (Guest) on March 26, 2015

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Tambwe (Guest) on March 25, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌